Latin Stand Up Comedy

[ceagle]

Seriously... what whirr they thinkin'?
Have I been living in a cave?

I just found out that the latin reference for ducks is ANUS! .. LOL!!!

Check out some of these subsets of the "Anatidae" family...

Anus Platyrynchos
Anus Aucklandica
Anus Tyrhynchos
Anus Wyvilliana
Anus Domesticus

hellllp!! rotfl!.... and it goes on!!...

Anus Laysanemis (lazy nemis?!!)
Anus Superciliosa (supercilious?? super silly ass!?) lmao!
Anus Rubripes (rub? rub ripes??) auuuughhhh!!
Anus Undulata (undulate... what??)
Anus Acuta (a cute a anus??)

and the kicker...
Anus Ignitus !!

*passes out from the unfathomable scientific nomenclaturistical follies!*... *klunk!*

Comments

[arokh.livejournal.com]

That the gods i have sucha simple name for my species.

Ara macao cyanoptera

SO pretty. Such beautifull feathery colorfull goodness!

NO Scarlets arent full of themselves, we're just far more impressivly colorfull than the other birds! ;)

[c-eagle.livejournal.com]

hehheh... oh yess!
practically a bird of paradise! (now dip your toes in green and your beak in orange, and you'll be totally undisputed!)